Monday, July 23, 2007
Sayin' "Hey" To The Neighbors
That's the gate. It's one of the things I check every day to see if it's open.
A couple of weeks ago, it was open and I got out. It was AWESOME. I ran over and barked at the dogs across the street. They're always talking shit to me, and I'm like "Whatever! There's three of you and one of me and I don't even have balls and I'm better than you!"
They have no idea what they're dealing with.
Anyway, eventually the female human who lives next door lured me into a trap by offering me a treat. Then she grabbed my collar and took me back to my house.
The humans found out and didn't even punish me.
I'm currently looking for additional escape opportunities. I'll keep you all informed.