Wednesday, April 23, 2008


Yeah. You're going to need toilet paper, dude.

Cuz I'm pretty sure you're in deep shit.

I Just Speak My Mind, Folks.

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

What the hell do they know anyway?

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Bitches At The Beach.

What a day I had yesterday.

My human and his mate took me to the beach. There were dogs everywhere... (get it? Bitches at the Beach? Hahaha) I wanted so badly to kick all their asses, but my human wasn't having any of it. Never-the-less, it was an awesome day. I really enjoy a change in the routine of hanging around the house, sleeping and getting petted.

At one point, we were stopped in traffic on a farm road (must've been a wreck ahead or something) and right outside the window was a pasture with several cows. They were fucking ugly. And they were eating grass like it was regular food. One of them gave me a look and I barked my ass off at him.

I don't take shit from cows... or any other animal, for that matter.