Good news people.
It looks like I'm going to be with my human once again. If he doesn't find a job soon (and get us both a place together), then he's opted to move South. Yes, it is quite possible that I will be chasing deer, armadillos, and other creatures in the very near future. Good, because squirrels are pussies.
Now that he's figured out a way to keep me, there's no way in hell he'd give me up.
I now officially rescind my previous offer. Not that any of you were beating a trail to my gate or anything. I recognize it's hard to effectively communicate my utter cuteness by my mere written words. But shit! Not one offer?
Soon, I'll be hangin with my human again. So fuck yall anyway.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Well, friends... this is a difficult post.
It seems my human has been unable to find a job. That means he's unable to afford a place where we both can live together. Looks like I'm going to need a new home.
If you live near Dallas and are interested in taking on a roommate... (or are willing to travel to Dallas to get me)
If you have a home in which you can install a large dog door and will allow me free reign of the house as well as a yard to pee in...
If you are cool with a large, 70 pound dog whose number one favorite thing to do is to snuggle and be petted...
If you don't mind vacuuming up dog hair and recognize it as a small price to pay for complete loyalty and unabashed affection...
Well, then... this could be your lucky day.
My human is not very happy about this, but realizes that it is necessary.
If you're interested, you may call him at 214-534-6632.
Posted by Ben Mall at 8:37 PM