Thursday, July 26, 2007
It's Good To Dream.
I often think about how cool it would be to be a human. To have hands where I could pick up stuff without having to use my mouth. To be able to use the phone... that would be awesome.
But maybe the best thing about being a human is that they get to drive.
Want a steak? No problem. Let's drive.
Want a chew toy? Hop in. Let's go.
And those bastard dogs across the street would be SO pissed. Ha, ha, ha. That would be great.
Oh well. I'm just a dog.
At least I can lick my wiener.