Monday, July 30, 2007
Couple Of Updates
Lots going on right now. A new human has joined the house. I recognize her from before. That means more people to pet me. Another bed to jump in during the night. Even some keep away games. Awesome.
Then, tonight the humans cooked and ate outside. Didn't get as much attention as I had hoped. I even scanned around the bottom of the cooking machine. Sometimes you can find some grease or something else to lick up.
But not tonight. Nil. Zip. Nada.
Anyway - here's an update on the hole. I've decided to expand it a bit. I've almost doubled the size of it.
Then, a couple of days ago, I had a great idea. I put my stuffed lamb in the middle of it and left it there for no apparent reason.
Well, the alpha male human is going crazy trying to figure out why I did it. He says it's because the hole is the one thing in the house that is mine... I "own" it, so he believes I put the lamb in the hole to fill the void. He says that signifies my "empty" life and my attempt to give it meaning.
I think he's high.
Dude, it's not like I have the capacity to affect my psyche that deeply. Remember, I think the red laser pointer is an actual bug.