Thursday, September 27, 2007
Boy, That's One Ugly Cat.
There's some weird stuff here. I'm not sure where "here" is, but it's a lot different than where we were before.
For example, there's a cat that comes into my yard that is just odd. He looks strange. He doesn't meow. He sits up on his ass like me. And I think he has hands. Clearly, he's got to go.
I have tried to eat him, but, thus far, I have been unsuccessful.
I wonder if he's, like, a rare mutant cat... or if, perhaps, there is a large group of these striped freaks close by. Man, he's hard to catch.
You know, if I could climb trees, I'd own this neighborhood.