Dude, Seriously, Down A Notch.

Found this picture on the web.

Hey, it's great to be happy. And, like any dog, I enjoy a good romp.

But c'mon!

This guy is what I like to call "a jumper." We've all seen them before, walking with their humans, just baaaaarely on the edge of sanity. Thing is, they're hard to fight. You just can't nail 'em down.

I like the look of the one behind him. He's just waiting to take over... in case Jumpy McCaffeine gets tired.