Okay, what is this thing? My humans call it my "duck," but I'm pretty sure it's a quail. Or maybe even a pheasant. Either way, that's a whole lot different than a "duck."
Look, I don't mean to go on about it or anything, but c'mon... a DUCK? Why not just say "Hey, Pancho... where's your ostrich?" Or "your penguin?"
LOOK AT IT. Clearly, it is not a duck.
That's all I'm sayin.