Thursday, August 2, 2007


I think I've mentioned before that I LOVE leaving the house. When the humans grab that leash, I can hardly contain myself.

So today we went to the pet store. Wow.

Let me explain something to you. For a dog, the pet store is sensory overload. First of all, everything for sale in there is shit that I like. Rawhide bones, stuffed toys, treats... or even smaller animals that would be a real blast to decapitate.

Secondly, there are millions of odors in there that are new to me. I know other dogs have been there. I'm good like that. I can tell. Their scent mocks me. And, frankly, it requires all the self-control I can muster to keep from pissing all over everything.

But I held it. The humans would probably get pissed (pardon the pun) if I hadn't.

So as we left the store, there was a trash can right by the front door. I hiked up my leg and gave it a quick shot.

That's like saying to every dog that approaches:

"Hey prick. Everything beyond this point belongs to me. I'm Pancho. I'm a badass mutt dog. And you can consider this territory marked."


Anonymous said...

so how did that work out? what if someone comes and pees over yours?

Pancho said...

Anon -

My marking abilities are sound. VERY pungent.

And you can bet your sweet ass I'll hit that trash can again, next time the humans take me to the store.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hey Pancho! You are one smart and literate dog! I bet you got lots of toys & treats for being SO good in the store.. What's your fav store, petco or petsmart? When I had My Dog, I liked Petsmart the best. But, I never brought her with me, she was a hyper and naughty jack russell terror that would have destroyed the place!

Pancho said...


My preference depends on how many other dogs are there at the time. You see, while I love humans, I also like kicking ass. So if there are lots of other dogs around... I'm like "Bring it, bitches!"