Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Little Bastard


Normally I don't pay any attention to squirrels. They're simply not worth the effort.

You can't catch them and eat them. They're too fast. And they don't really pose any threat. So normally, I just ignore them.

But there's this one squirrel... man, he's got to go.

He climbs just out of reach and proceeds to chirp like a little bitch, taunting me. Seriously... he looks down at me and acts like he doesn't realize I'm a dog. Doesn't he know I'd happily crush his skull in my mouth, given the chance?

Where's the fear?

That's it. I'm starting an enemies list.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you can easily tempt them by putting out some peanuts, or wipe a slab of peanut butter on the tree trunk that will keep him distracted while you attack.

Pancho said...

Easily? I don't think so. I have no thumbs or fingers. If I WAS capable of getting a jar of peanut butter out of the pantry and opening it, I wouldn't even give a shit about some squirrel. I'd just lay there on the floor all day with my snout buried in the JIF.

pepper@wb4me.com said...

Hey it's the Griff again. I do know a little something about squirrels.Climb the dam tree and fetch it. Works for me. P.S. I'm a bad ass jack russell.

Pancho said...

Pepper (or Griff),

You can climb up a telephone pole? Bullshit! That, I'd love to see a picture of!