Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Little Bastard

Normally I don't pay any attention to squirrels. They're simply not worth the effort.

You can't catch them and eat them. They're too fast. And they don't really pose any threat. So normally, I just ignore them.

But there's this one squirrel... man, he's got to go.

He climbs just out of reach and proceeds to chirp like a little bitch, taunting me. Seriously... he looks down at me and acts like he doesn't realize I'm a dog. Doesn't he know I'd happily crush his skull in my mouth, given the chance?

Where's the fear?

That's it. I'm starting an enemies list.


Anonymous said...

you can easily tempt them by putting out some peanuts, or wipe a slab of peanut butter on the tree trunk that will keep him distracted while you attack.

Pancho said...

Easily? I don't think so. I have no thumbs or fingers. If I WAS capable of getting a jar of peanut butter out of the pantry and opening it, I wouldn't even give a shit about some squirrel. I'd just lay there on the floor all day with my snout buried in the JIF.

pepper@wb4me.com said...

Hey it's the Griff again. I do know a little something about squirrels.Climb the dam tree and fetch it. Works for me. P.S. I'm a bad ass jack russell.

Pancho said...

Pepper (or Griff),

You can climb up a telephone pole? Bullshit! That, I'd love to see a picture of!