Thursday, July 19, 2007
Uh, Yeah. Thanks But No Thanks.
These things suck.
Sure, I'll eat 'em. But I've been known to eat my own shit.
The problem is, "Pup-peronies" are like tiny little Slim Jims. They last about a second.
And what a gay name. What am I, a fuckin poodle?
If you want to give me a real treat (but there's no steak handy) give me something that makes me feel like an Alpha Male. Give me a pigs ear... or a rawhide bone... hell, throw a crippled possum in the yard.
Now, THAT would be a treat.
(remind me to tell you sometime about the possums I found... and what my human did to them)