The new, long leash is fantastic. We (the humans and I) went for a walk this evening and it was almost like being free. Both sides of the street - back and forth.
There were amazing smells everywhere. I pissed on 15 or 20 different dog marks. I pissed ALL over 'em.
But the best part? Those dogs across the street saw me and barked their asses off. They were so jealous.
I walked down the middle of the street so they all saw me. And I was, like, "Whatever. You're in. I'm out. Deal with it, losers"
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